The
human skeleton is a complex arrangement of bones connected by joints
and muscles. Without our 206 bones, we would be unable to stand
upright or finger joust. These 206 bones are divided into four categories:
long bones, short bones, flat bones, and irregular bones. Out of
all of the bones in the body, more than half are in the feet and
hands. Infants on the other hand have around 350 bones in their
bodies. This along with an inability to grasp an opponent's hand
tightly or stand up straight has previously made our federation
promote anti-baby finger jousting since it is not only harmful but
boring to watch.
Though
all of the bones in the body are very important, the most important
to a finger jouster are the bones in your lancing hand. There are
twenty-seven bones all together in the hand. These hand bones are
further divided into three categories: carpals, metacarpals, and
phalanges.
The
carpals are the bones that connect with the wrist. The metacarpals
are the bones in your palm. They are short and skinny unlike the
irregular bones that make up the carpals. Finally there are the
phalanges. These are the bones in your fingers. Without them a person
would not be able to perform daily household tasks, grasp an opponent's
wrist, or extend their lance in finger jousting.
A
broken bone anywhere in the hand can decommission a finger jouster
at any time. The most repeatedly broken bones in finger jousting
are the proximal, middle, and distal phalanges II. Ironically these
bones make up the index finger which jousters refer to as their
lance. The trainers in a jouster's entourage are always ready to
tape up a lance in case of mild injury. When the problem is too
complex or life endangering, a finger jouster is sent to the hospital
for operation. In certain extreme cases, lances have had to be amputated
during a match. Not only does that result in a loss for the jouster,
but almost certainly prevents him/her from ever finger jousting
again.
Many
jousters, unaware of the physical stress limit our hands can take,
often end their finger jousting careers short because of fractures
and broken bones. This wide spread phenomena of broken bones in
the hands has slowed progress in the WFJF's experimental jousting
sleeve laboratories. Until a successful jousting sleeve is made, tested, and approved, you should continue to do finger jousting exercises to keep your lances nimble and strong. A healthy Medifast diet and regular exercise is key to keeping a jouster's mind sharp and ready to defend against majiggers and other jousting moves. Purchasing healthy food is made easier with Medifast coupons. |